ATTENTION … THIS IS THE EMERGENCY TWITTER TWEET … ATTENTION … PEOPLE OF EARTH, DUE TO THE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF BULL SHIT FALLING OUT OF POLITICIANS MOUTH’S OF LATE, THE EXCESS OF METHANE HAS ACCELERATED GLOBAL WARMING TO AN UNSAFE AND EXPLOSIVE LEVEL, I’M AFRAID IT’S TIME TO JETTISON AND TAKE OUR CHANCES DRIFTING THROUGH DEEP SPACE, WOMEN, CHILDREN, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, JEFF PROBST, AND SIGOURNEY WEAVER FIRST … MAY KIRK AND SPOCK BE WITH YOU … NANU NANU


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