ATTENTION … THIS IS THE EMERGENCY TWITTER TWEET … ATTENTION … PEOPLE OF EARTH, DUE TO THE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF BULL SHIT FALLING OUT OF POLITICIANS MOUTH’S OF LATE, THE EXCESS OF METHANE HAS ACCELERATED GLOBAL WARMING TO AN UNSAFE AND EXPLOSIVE LEVEL, I’M AFRAID IT’S TIME TO JETTISON AND TAKE OUR CHANCES DRIFTING THROUGH DEEP SPACE, WOMEN, CHILDREN, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, JEFF PROBST, AND SIGOURNEY WEAVER FIRST … MAY KIRK AND SPOCK BE WITH YOU … NANU NANU


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ROLLING IN THE BALL . ROLLING IN THE BALL . ROLLING IN THE BALL TO ME . THEM HEAVY PEOPLE HIT ME IN A SOFT SPOT . IT’S NEARLY KILLING ME, BUT WHAT A LOVELY FEELING


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THEM HEAVY PEOPLE . KATE BUSH

GETTING YOU THERE AND BACK AGAIN EVEN BEFORE YOU HAVE LEFT ~ ALIEN NATION SPACE BUS ~ W/ JUNKETS TO ATLANTIUM CITY, MIAMIUM, NOLAS DINERO AND POUGHKEEPSIE


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DREAM AWAY THE LIGHT YEARS IN OUR NEWLY UPGRADED SUSPENSION TUBES, AND IF YOUR WARPING TIME AND SPACE W/ THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE SPOON TUBES ARE AVAILABLE, BOOK YOUR GALACTIC GET AWAY SOON THEY DO FILL UP FAST.

MEET REVEREND EVERWET GLYCOL CEO IRONe ENERGY TRADING and TRAVELING SALVATION SHOW … TOBACCO SPIT, TEXAS … “THERE’S A NEW TEXAS TEA” If your curiosity was peaked by Cat Poop Coffee, You will want to serve GasHopper Tobacco Spit Tea to impress your circle with the latest excrement filtered hot beverage that you wont catch your local Barista serving soon.


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ENERGY and SALVATION through SPIT


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Certified Organic and 100% Oil Free GasHopper Tobacco Spit

A WARM AND HEARTY THANK YOU TO VISITORS and FOLLOWERS of Vgo Zelganger, I know I don’t say it enough.


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ONE OF MY FAVORITE TRUISMS . THANKS BUDDHA … 

Vgo Zelganger is a Blog propelled by Visual Ideas and Simple Motion. Continually motoring into places unknown (Yeah, even to me <grin>), I would like to thank those of you who enjoy and follow, it makes my time invested certainly worthwhile if I can effect a <grin> in your day … Peace … Vgo …

Belgian Surrealist . René François Ghislain Magritte . 21 November 1898 – 15 August 1967


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