ATTENTION … THIS IS THE EMERGENCY TWITTER TWEET … ATTENTION … PEOPLE OF EARTH, DUE TO THE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF BULL SHIT FALLING OUT OF POLITICIANS MOUTH’S OF LATE, THE EXCESS OF METHANE HAS ACCELERATED GLOBAL WARMING TO AN UNSAFE AND EXPLOSIVE LEVEL, I’M AFRAID IT’S TIME TO JETTISON AND TAKE OUR CHANCES DRIFTING THROUGH DEEP SPACE, WOMEN, CHILDREN, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, JEFF PROBST, AND SIGOURNEY WEAVER FIRST … MAY KIRK AND SPOCK BE WITH YOU … NANU NANU


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GETTING YOU THERE AND BACK AGAIN EVEN BEFORE YOU HAVE LEFT ~ ALIEN NATION SPACE BUS ~ W/ JUNKETS TO ATLANTIUM CITY, MIAMIUM, NOLAS DINERO AND POUGHKEEPSIE


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DREAM AWAY THE LIGHT YEARS IN OUR NEWLY UPGRADED SUSPENSION TUBES, AND IF YOUR WARPING TIME AND SPACE W/ THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE SPOON TUBES ARE AVAILABLE, BOOK YOUR GALACTIC GET AWAY SOON THEY DO FILL UP FAST.